We bugged the McCain campaign headquarters (no we didn’t) and heard this conversation McCain had with his aids (no he didn’t):
The “s” word. That’s right, my friends, sexism. That’s the reason I picked Sarah, to inject the element of sexism into the campaign. She’s an attack dog, but they can’t touch her. Any criticism of her and we’re going to trot out the sexist accusations. Look at her, a perky, attractive mother of five. One of her kids is headed to Iraq, the other a special needs child. How can they touch her?
Oh, but they’ll try. If Obama and Biden are too smart to rise to the bait, those Obamabots will for sure. And if they don’t, we’ll put in some well placed plants to do the dirty work. That PUMA bunch is mine! Those nattering nitwits in cable news haven’t figured this out yet, but they will.
The Obama crowd wants to see me lose my temper. You bet I will. The first perceived slight of Palin and I’ll come to her defense, red faced and full of outrage. It’ll be great.
I don’t care if she doesn’t have any qualifications. I don’t think the vice president’s office is worth a warm bucket of spit. As I’ve always said the only thing the veep does is check the health of the president and attend funerals for third world dictators. That’s why I’ve always said I wouldn’t do it. Good job for a woman.
Besides, I like young women who are young enough to be my daughter. Just look at Cindy!
Yeah, they think this old coot has lost his marbles with this pick, but I’ve outfoxed them. You just wait and see…