Wasilla, Ak.- State investigators and Alaskan Fish and Game officials announced today, that Republican VP nominee, Sarah Palin, is considered a primary suspect in the mysterious disappearance of long-time children’s cartoon hero, Bullwinkle Moose.
Addressing a small band of Bering Strait news-scoopers from behind a shiny white whale jaw podium, Alaskan Wildlife Agent and part-time Ice Road Trucker, Sgt. Bill Preston, described the details that have directed the state’s investigation toward the oft-pregnant potential VP.
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