Chip the Magic Bigot – dnd

Chip Saltsman had to know that his “Obama the Magic Negro” would stir up controversy.  Certainly he’s seen the memo that the electorate in these troubling times is tired of partisan shenanigans.  It begs the question: why did he do it?

I don’t know why he did it, but it inspired my ode to Saltsman (sung to the tune of Puff the Magic Dragon).

Chip the magic bigot, thinks his bigotry

Qualifies him to be the head, of the grand old RNC!

Big and fat Rush Limbaugh loves that rascal Chip

He puts him on his radio show and loves to play his clip.

(chorus)

Chip the magic bigot, thinks his bigotry

Qualifies him to be the head, of the grand old RNC!

Chip the magic bigot, thinks his bigotry

Qualifies him to be the head, of the grand old R-N-C!

Chip hates all things liberal, especially those elites

They’ve got some nerve, to think that all the others are certainly effete.

Hating liberals is blessed, Jesus says it’s so

God’s on his side, so all abide, and send ol’ Chip some dough.

Chip says his light-hearted satire, was all in just good fun

Now those humorless Democrats have got him on the run.

Those mean spirited attacks, are Chip’s treasure trove

Ol’ Chip just wants to be, the very next Karl Rove.

(everybody sing!)

Chip the magic bigot, thinks his bigotry

Qualifies him to be the head, of the grand old RNC!

Chip the magic bigot, thinks his bigotry

Qualifies him to be the head, of the grand old R-N-C!

Thank you, thank you very much.

Ladies and gentlemen, Chip has left the building.  And hopefully the party…

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23 responses to “Chip the Magic Bigot – dnd

  1. horsedooty

    I think it is great that he did this. The RNC needs a progressive thinker like this asshat. Go Chip Go!

  2. After all the man is just speaking the mind of the majority of his party!

  3. Blago should be shot, what he did yesterday is a disgrace.

  4. dnd

    “Republican Party officials say they will try next month to pass a resolution accusing President Bush and congressional Republican leaders of embracing “socialism,” underscoring deep dissension within the party at the end of Mr. Bush’s administration. ”

    http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2008/dec/30/rnc-pushes-unprecedented-criticism-of-bailouts/

    It took them eight years to come to this conclusion? Methinks the RNC is looking for scapegoats.

  5. Well calling Obama a socialist didn’t stick, I guess they figured they should toss it at Bush and see what happens. I guess it hassn’t occurred to them a 1957 mentality isn’t working for them, hence “Obama the Magic Negro”

  6. I want to wish everyone here at BC a very happy and healthy new year in 2009!

  7. The Top 5 Environmental Newsmakers of 2008

    Sarah Palin — Three words put Palin on this list: “Drill, Baby, Drill.” The chant, like the woman, inspired enthusiasm or venom — certainly, no lukewarm feelings. Palin was considered an environmental disaster (or hero, for those who agreed with her scientifically unsound views), championing drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge, shooting wolves from a helicopter, and famously saying that the cause of global warming “kinda doesn’t matter.” But it was back to Alaska for Palin, at least for now, while green voters and Tina Fey enjoy the respite from her anti-science rhetoric and perky eye winks.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/maura-judkis/the-top-5-environmental-n_b_154318.html

  8. Nannymm

    Love that song, dnd. Chip has lots of company. Most of the repugs I know are bigots. Chip would be their ideal leader.

    Happy New Year to you all!

  9. Chef Sheila

    After I freaked out at how stupid this move was, then I started thinking that its a fake. the reaction and push back are a fake and it was done as a joke and an in-your-face-move.

  10. I don’t think it was done as a joke as all, I think it was done with great purpose.

  11. horsedooty

    wasn’t this clown the guy that said he wasn’t gonna step down or am I thinking of a lawyer?

  12. 1 degree with the wind chill figured in, glad I’m not in Times Square!

  13. dog's eye view

    Is it just me, or does this Chip dude look like George “Macaca” Allen’s dumber brother?

    Happy New Year’s to all. May 2009 be a better year for all of us.

  14. Chef Sheila

    Happy New Year to the East Coast!!! 😯 :surprise: 😆

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