WASHINGTON – Today the President announced that in fulfilling his commitment to his daughters they have acquired two dogs. Sasha and Melia were thrilled to be greeted with two Rottweilers. The First Daughters have decided to name them “Rahm” and “Hillary.”
In a prepared statement the President said that not only will the dogs be loving companions to his daughters, they would serve as “negotiating tools” when dealing with members of Congress. Secretary Clinton has also requested the use of the First Dogs when dealing with certain foreign dignitaries.
The President went on to say: “Let’s be clear. The girls will be responsible for feeding the dogs. They will be responsible for playing with the dogs. And yes, they will be responsible for scooping the poop. This will be good training if they one day want to be President of the United States.”
April Fools. What I really want to bring attention to is Freedom Service Dogs. They rescue dogs from shelters and train them to assist people with disabilities.