I’ve learned that you cannot make someone like or love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I’ve learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.
I’ve learned that it takes years to build up trust, and only suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I’ve learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you’d better have a big dick or huge tits.
I’ve learned that you shouldn’t compare yourself to others – they are more fucked up than you think.
I’ve learned that you can keep puking long after you think you’re finished.
I’ve learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
I’ve learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.
I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do.
I’ve learned that we don’t have to ditch bad friends because their dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves.
I’ve learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
I’ve learned to say “Fuck ‘em if they can’t take a joke” several times a day.
~ Author unknown
and . . .
“You can’t always get what you want,
but if you try real hard,
you’ll find you get what you need. “
~ The Rolling Stones