With Herman Cain’s departure from the race there are now seven leaders (minus Gary Johnson and Buddy Roemer, who are pretty sane compared to the rest of the front runners).
This resulted in the brain fart of how one may compare them to the Seven Dwarfs. Here’s my first cut at it:
Sneezy: Mitt Romney, because his sneezes can move his opinions.
Sleepy: Rick Perry, because of his performance in the debates.
Dopey: Michele Bachmann, because she’s a dope.
Doc: Ron Paul, because he’s a doctor.
Happy: Jon Huntsman, because he’s not one of the others.
Bashful: Newt Gingrich, because he’s, well you get it.
Grumpy: Rick Santorum, because he’s grumpy that he’s a loser.
Those are my picks, what are yours?