They’ve lost their Mittens

In light of the SC primary where Mitt Romney lost to Newt Gingrich, and the Republican debate tonight, perhaps it’s appropriate to quote Mother Goose:

The three little kittens, they lost their mittens,
And they began to cry,
“Oh, mother dear, we sadly fear,
That we have lost our mittens.”
“What!   Lost your mittens, you naughty kittens!
Then you shall have no pie.”
“Meow, meow, meow.”
“Then you shall have no pie.”

 

The three little kittens, they found their mittens,
And they began to cry,
“Oh, mother dear, see here, see here,
For we have found our mittens.”
“Put on your mittens, you silly kittens,
And you shall have some pie.”
“Purr, purr, purr,
Oh, let us have some pie.”

 

The three little kittens put on their mittens,
And soon ate up the pie,
“Oh, mother dear, we greatly fear,
That we have soiled our mittens.”
“What, soiled your mittens, you naughty kittens!”
Then they began to sigh,
“Meow, meow, meow,”
Then they began to sigh.

 

The three little kittens, they washed their mittens,
And hung them out to dry,
“Oh, mother dear, do you not hear,
That we have washed our mittens?”
“What, washed your mittens, then you’re good kittens,
But I smell a rat close by.”
“Meow, meow, meow,
We smell a rat close by.”
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9 responses to “They’ve lost their Mittens

  1. Did you copy & paste or type this out from memory?

  2. TempeBev

    I think he had it memorized!!!! It’s very appropriate. Good one D.

  3. Sadly this cat lost more than it’s mittens

    Politico’s cat killed; “Liberal” scrawled on body

    http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-250_162-57364265/politicos-cat-killed-liberal-scrawled-on-body/

  4. Dog's Eye View

    Anything to get Scott Walker’s mug off the front page.

    And thank you kindly, dnd, for not subjecting us to Newt.

    Grimm times indeed.

  5. TempeBev

    I want to know what kind of hairspray Calista uses. It holds her hair like a helmet. I may buy stock in the company if Newt keeps on rolling.

    Willard Mitt Romney has a few bucks, doesn’t he. He finally had to bend to the demands and release his tax return for one year. He’s not following the footsteps of his dad, who released 12 years. I don’t think he relates well to the middle class but sadly, he thinks he does.

  6. Boy that was some hug Justice Ginsburg gave the prez!

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