Whew! 100 days. Seems like a 1,000. After having the largest crowd ever for the inauguration, now he’s gotten the most done in the first 100 days ever. Even though he doesn’t think the first 100 days are important (now). Okay, he got a SCOTUS pick. And signed a bunch of executive orders, including a travel ban and things that will be awful for the environment. He’s watched a lot of TV — Fox and Friends is his favorite — and played a lot of golf. He’s got some other accomplishments. There’s the botched raid in Yemen. Firing Flynn. Being investigated by the FBI, Senate and House. Dropped bombs on Syrian airport that did nothing. Some of the things he promised to get done in the first 100 days were “the wall,” tax reform and repeal and replace Obamacare. Turns out he found out the job’s harder than he thought. He misses his old life. Well Mr. President, your supporters would be let down if you decided to quit and go back to your old life, but you’re 70 and life is short. If you want to go back to your old life, we’ll understand.